Perpetual Sports Talk

Ep. 60 Google Play We Go, Officiating Ego, and a Happy Hour

(0:00-25:13)- BREAKING NEWS: PST is coming at you on Sunday nights now, and on Google Play for you Andriod losers. Gruden comes out of the booth to coach before the Madden video games become Gruden video games. What interest do we have in the NFL playoffs? We just watch them because it's on. We end up contemplating why we even watch sports. Donte Fowler knocks out Tyrod Taylor and throws his liquor in the lake.

(25:13-48:35)- UCF is a bunch of millennial crybabies because they're giving themselves a participation trophy. We move to an even bigger loser in Cam Newton, and how he somehow lost to a team 3 times in a season. On the flip side, the Alabama AD smashes his runner up trophy, and a Swedish hockey player throws his silver medal into the crowd. Draymond Green whined for the first time in his career, and wants all refs fired. We, as sports experts, will tell you how to handle the officials the right way.  

(48:35-57:23)- Half of PST loves the Winter Olympics because of curling, and nothing else. Pure sports are discussed, and running and baseball are the most pure in the world.

(57:23-1:05:36)- The world famous Weekend Appetizer is DEAD. We are replacing it with "Happy Hour" and talking about whatever in the world we're doing this week. Trust me, it's better. Find us on Google Play now, we're moving up in the world.   

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Ep. 59 Winner's Mentality, Power Five Fallacy, and a Weekend Appetizer

(0:00-24:45)- PST rolls out the red carpet for the New Years episode, and it's their best episode yet. Do the Skins finishing 8-8 mean anything to you as a fan, or a person with a winner's mentality? Betting on sports makes you a worse person and that's a scientific fact.

(24:45-47:16)- We start with College Football, but end far from it. Bowl games are finally starting to get good, but both academies winning is just plain good for America. Half of PST has a problem with JMU football, and their utter complacency. Power 5 schools don't rule the NFL, but why? Listen towards the end for a quote that is probably the best thing that's ever been said on PST, even if that is a pretty low bar. 

(47:16-59:04)- 3 on 3 NHL is the best sport ever invented. Sports are woven with tradition, that's why we love them so much. We talk the difference between sports and sports fans, and we're a different breed.

(59:04-1:05:35)- The Weekend Appetizer is the most predictable app we've had in the history of Perpetual Sports Talk. Find us on the interwebs.

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Ep. 58 Pro Bowl Hogs, Yule Logs, and a Manager Scholarship

(0:00-21:45) - Will officials ever get it right? What is a catch? PST will solve all your problems by answering all of your life questions. Just leave us a review and we'll answer it. Tough times don't last, but somehow Perpetual Sports Talk does. George Mason gives managers scholarships when we leave school, after they waited for one of the hosts to leave. Lazy Christmas plans are discussed, and some of us crazy Catholics have to attend Midnight Mass. Golf gifts are tacky, and are on a 6th months layaway before they are used.

(21:45-44:15) - No one knows the difference between Adam Lind, Murph, Luke Combs, or Matt Adams. Eaton's "tough life" has been brutal if you imagine it in the way that you can't sit on the couch, watch sports, and drink beer. Brutal. Sean is hyped that 3 Redskins made the Pro Bowl, and that Trent Williams is a warrior. Kirk Cousins's audition for the Denver Broncos this Sunday is must-watch television.

(44:15-57:26) - We don't talk any sports this segment, so you'll probably just skip to this. PST talks sports gifts, Christmas stuff, and the King of Beers.

(57:26-1:02:54) - World Renown Weekend App touches on the NBA this weekend, and the unwatchable NFL. We haven't watched a second of the bowls, so don't ask. Thank you so much for listening, we owe it all to you. Merry Christmas and God Bless. 

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Ep. 57 Radio Jobs, Bronx Snobs, and Sports Christmas Gifts

(0:00 - 35:12) - PST talks about how they are wannabe sports talk radio hosts, but then realize the radio hosts want to be podcasters. Army beats the Seamen in the best way to play football. Crying in sports in definitely on our blacklist, especially when it comes to the Army Navy game. Some schlub college football bowl games this weekend, do better things with your time. Baker Mayfield may have won the Heisman, but he should give Johnny Football a call and see what he's up to these days. 

(35:12 - 48:24) - The Evil Empire is back, and Mike Stanton is in pinstripes. Out of 100 baseballs, how many could Sean hit out of Yankee Stadium if he tossed it up to himself? DC sports media is so wrapped up in themselves, they think every move affects them.

(48:24 - 56:44) - Sports jerseys are Sean's favorite, he loves getting them as Christmas gifts every year. Ballpark tours are the most underrated gift you could give us, including our best memories.

(56:44 - 1:03:41) - World Famous Weekend Appetizer, suprises are the worst, and how many seconds of the Redhawks game will you watch? Over/under is at 45. Mason has the chance to beat a Power 5 on Sunday, and we wrap it up for y'all. Happy Weekend.  

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Ep. 56: Cadets vs. Mids, Comish Bids, and some A.D.D.

(0:00 - 27:34) - Smash the 15 second skip button and skip to about minute 2 when we get to actual content. You're welcome. NFL won't be around by 2023, enjoy it while you can. Everytime you crack up that 1pm Sunday beer, rationalize it by saying that you won't be able to do this in a few years, your wife will appreciate it. Dan Patrick plays telephone with his sources and breaks news that wide recievers aren't happy when they don't get the ball. Thanks Dan Patrick. Roger "Hilary Clinton" Goodell robs the NFL, and has them by their short hairs. Baseball still rules, at least in our dumb brains.

(27:34 - 45:32) - College Football Playoff Finals are set... sort of. Clemson vs. Bama pt. 3 is center stage, and the other 2 teams are pretty good too I guess. We interview fake Belichick, somehow get to Steph Curry, and end up with how jeans fit now a days.

(45:32 - 59:10) - Army beats Navy for the first time in 100 years, and will continue that year long tradition this weekend. PST swaps stories close to the chest about Army Navy memories, and the ultimate respect between the two academies.

(59:10 - 1:04:40) - Absolutely excited about Tiger being back... but why? Nostagia. Everything is right in the world when Tiger is wearing red on Sundays.

(1:04:40 - 1:09:35) - World Renown Weekend Appetizer. We cook up a little buffalo wings with the Army Navy game, the Skins playing at the StubHub arena in front of 13 fans this weekend, and our Mason Patriots tuning up before conference play with NC State Central Tech Poly A&T of Technology.

Ep. 55 Rankings Wack, Tiger's Back, and Benching a Legend

(0:00 - 15:00ish) - We apologize for not breaking this episode down anymore than we did, but I'll break it down here as much as possible. PST foresees the Skins-Cowgirls game and predicts the future in our crystal ball. We take a trip to the beach/FedEx field on the green painted sand and 'what if' the rest of the Redskins schedule. 

(15:00ish - 31:02) - PST flips the script and discusses breakable records, and what's next to fall in the sports realm. Kids are soft, and someone (Tiger) isn't playing as long as they should. Kirk Cousins is the center of the NFL world as he dictates the future of contracts.

(31:02 - 44:10) - CFB rankings are terrible, made-up opinions, and we'll tell you why.

(44:10 - 57:30) - Not just the regular season, but the first 3 quarters of an NBA game are useless. Change the rules NBA, it won't change until the rules are changed.

(57:30 - 1:00:15) - What would happen if we filled our brain with things other than sports...

(1:00:15 - 1:05:32) - World Renown Weekend App covers the College Football Conference Championships and the HERO Classic. George Mason takes on the Auburn Tigers. Mason > JMU.

Ep. 54 - Turnover Chains, Manly Pains, and the Dumbest Regular Season

(0:00 - 29:33) - PST talks some College Football Rankings and how the stupid "scenarios" are a bunch of what ifs. THE U is the talk of the town, and we're late to the party with our opinion on the controversial "Turnover Chain." We somehow get to team traditions, dream podcast guests, and our fascination with fat guys in sports (and their inevitable death of relevancey).

(29:33 - 44:27) - We touch on the MLB awards, striking out too much, and tough guy injuries. Ned Yost falls out of a tree, while Dustin Johnson slips down the stairs... who's to say which is more manly?

(44:27 - 48:48) - Why do we even watch sports? Like what's the point? We are regular season haters.

(48:48 - 58:19) - World Renown Weekend Appetizers topics include money lines in CFB this week, Skins vs Saints, Navy vs Catholics, Vikings vs Rams is the game to watch (Case Keenum). 

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Ep. 53 Fat Guys Score, Smart Phones Bore, and Scott's Weekend Plans

The Skins insert some fat guys off the street, and their mentality pulls out a win in Seattle. I know it's tough for you DC fans, but it may be time to give some credit to Kirk and Jay. The Patriots have a lot of similarities to the 'Always Sunny' cast, in a more functional sense, and we'll make the connections for you. We tip our cap to Roy Halladay, a true American, who may go down as the first unanomous HOF candidate in history. On the contrary, a Big Baller was pulling non-baller moves in China. Sean is concerned that the younger generation's communication may be hindered due to smart phones and Aliens. PST wrappes this up with half the crew bailing on the other half, and of course, a World Renown Weekend Appetizer.  

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Captain Kirk, Dusty's Work, and Cable Cutters

PST is taking the lazy way out and just going to tell you what we talked about. We started with the R-Words and the Captain's non-existent contract. We moved the blame to Gruden, but wonder why we're even blaming anyone... The World Series's baseball is juiced as it has been all season, and for some reason, people watch Youtube for things other than fart videos. Fultz played JV at one point, so give the kid a break. The "Best Weekend in Sports" is capped with local kid McSorley, and being able to watch the World Series. 

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Ep. 51 - Dusty Blame, Skins Shame, and a Broken Ankle

(0:00-30:44) - The PST crew spends half the episode wallowing about the DC curse and putting all the blame on Dusty Baker and Ted Leonsis. The "Buster Posey Rule" is called into question as we continue to lose the human umpire in baseball. Choke up son; put the ball in play.

(30:44-47:44) - We Hail to the Grudens, and someone might want to tell them that they won this week. Jon Allen is praised biasly as we will miss him for the next few weeks. When will Gruden replace Madden as the guy on the video game? Gruden 2020.

(47:44-59:05) - The NBA sneaks its way into our conversation, and we come full circle as we discuss which DC sports team will be first, if ever, to win something that matters.

(59:05-1:04:13) - Weekend Appetizer BREAKING NEWS: Gordon Hayward is dead. Navy football falls out of the top 25. Marines run very far in the streets of DC. You heard it here first. 

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